No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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