i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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