i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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