is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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