I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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