that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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