I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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