The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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