I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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