it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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