I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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