Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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