just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
