Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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