I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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