wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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