Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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