That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
