I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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