I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
someone owes me an orgasm
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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