My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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