i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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