Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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