My brain says no but my pants say off.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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