i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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