im drinking this country out of the recession.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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