Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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