We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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