Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
