I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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