This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Houston, we have a blender
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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