please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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