Dual....:-)
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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