This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
True strength comes from lack of pants
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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