Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
