don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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