if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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