At least make sure they are 18
Why
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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