Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
