Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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