Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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