they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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