Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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