So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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