he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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