So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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