i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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