Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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