I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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