Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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