a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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