Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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