I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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